You Know You Are Not So Good
By Scott Allen
I was sitting here today thinking just how good the Arizona Cardinals have it. Sure they are only 2-0, but just look at some of the turmoil many other teams and players are going through. You know you’re not so good when –
- When your starting quarterback is Tyler Thigpen. Honestly, I thought he at first was Yancy Thigpen, the former wide receiver.
- When your starting quarterback is Gus Frerotte. I wasn’t even aware he was still alive. Last I checked, he planted a head butt into the wall in Washington.
- When your best option at receiver was just re-signed to the team after said team released him a couple of years ago because of his run ins with the law. I wonder who that is?
- When your team hasn’t played a single down in the red zone yet this season. Wow! I almost should quit here – that’s rock bottom. You know who I’m referring to, don’t you St. Louis? I think my Fansided.com counterpart Vinnie knows that team pretty well.
- When your quarterback throws for 50 yards in a game. Oh, hello JaMarcus Russell.
- When your starting quarterback becomes suicidal (allegedly) and then is replaced with a quarterback who can soon start collecting social security.
- When your team scores only 8 points against Oakland. No, stop laughing, seriously, that happened.
- I guess I have a lot to be thankful for 1/8th into the new NFL season. Sure, the tides may turn, however for now, I’m having fun for once on the other side of things.
Go Cards!
Scott Allen
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