The Power Rangers in Arizona Cardinals Uniforms

Sep 27, 2015; Glendale, AZ, USA; Overall view of University of Phoenix Stadium during the San Francisco 49ers game against the Arizona Cardinals. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 27, 2015; Glendale, AZ, USA; Overall view of University of Phoenix Stadium during the San Francisco 49ers game against the Arizona Cardinals. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports /
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Nov 30, 2015; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns inside linebacker Karlos Dansby (56) reacts to returning an interception in the second half against the Baltimore Ravens at FirstEnergy Stadium. The Ravens won 33-27. Mandatory Credit: Aaron Doster-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 30, 2015; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns inside linebacker Karlos Dansby (56) reacts to returning an interception in the second half against the Baltimore Ravens at FirstEnergy Stadium. The Ravens won 33-27. Mandatory Credit: Aaron Doster-USA TODAY Sports /

Rita Repulsa
Cardinal: Karlos Dansby

Karlos Dansby is far from evil, but since this is a list of current Cardinals, someone had to fill the spot. Dansby fits this role of Rita for a single reason: he has left the desert to join an enemy twice.

The new Power Rangers movie shows that Rita was once a member of Zordon’s ranger team as the Green Ranger. She decided to turn on her team because she wanted more power and to show that she was stronger than Red Ranger Zordon. Dansby did not leave the Cardinals for power, but he did leave for more money (or is money truly power?).

In Dansby’s defense, he did not attempt to destroy his former team once he left. He even went to the other conference, meaning that his presence on a different team would likely not cost the Cardinals a Super Bowl birth.

Now Dansby has returned. Now “It’s Zona Time!”