The Player Most Likely

Since most of us are on the topic of predictions this week, I thought I would take a few minutes to announce my predictions of “The Player Most Likely”.

The player most likely…….

to relapse and be thrown in jail:  Chris Henry, WR, Cincinnati

to smile after making a dumb mistake:  Terrell Owens, WR, Dallas

to be the most patient in a sticky situation: Brett Favre, QB, New York Jets

to be honored with the most ridiculous last name:  Chad Ocho Cinco, WR, Cincinnati

to throw eight interceptions in a game:  Kyle Orton, QB, Chicago

to receive five or more personal foul penalties in a game:  Darnell Dockett, DE, Arizona

to try to call time out when his team has none left:  Aaron Rodgers, QB, Green Bay

to try to do too much to bring his team back from 21 down in the 4th quarter:  Marc Bulger, QB, St. Louis

to score 7 rushing TD’s in one game:  Adrian Peterson, RB, Minnesota

to lose his season to injury on his first play from scrimmage:  Bertrand Berry, DE, Arizona

to be caught partying in a Frat House the night before a big game:  Matt Leinart, QB, Arizona

to complain about his contract situation:  Anquan Boldin, WR, Arizona

to talk Michael Strahan into coming out of retirement:  The entire New York Giants Defensive Line

to run for 200 yards against the Cardinals this season:  Marion Barber, RB, Dallas

to receive for more than 200 yards against the Cardinals this season:  Randy Moss, WR, New England

to pass for more than 400 yards against the Cardinals this season:  Tom Brady, QB, New England

to be rumored to be in a relationship with Madonna:  Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans

to score the first NFL touchdown this season:  Plaxico Burress, WR, New York Giants

to be benched before halftime of his first game:  Chad Pennington, QB, New York Jets

to torch his former team with a great performance:  Julius Jones, RB, Seattle

Go Cards!

Scott Allen


Topics: NFL

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