The Player Most Likely
By Scott Allen
Since most of us are on the topic of predictions this week, I thought I would take a few minutes to announce my predictions of “The Player Most Likely”.
The player most likely…….
to relapse and be thrown in jail: Chris Henry, WR, Cincinnati
to smile after making a dumb mistake: Terrell Owens, WR, Dallas
to be the most patient in a sticky situation: Brett Favre, QB, New York Jets
to be honored with the most ridiculous last name: Chad Ocho Cinco, WR, Cincinnati
to throw eight interceptions in a game: Kyle Orton, QB, Chicago
to receive five or more personal foul penalties in a game: Darnell Dockett, DE, Arizona
to try to call time out when his team has none left: Aaron Rodgers, QB, Green Bay
to try to do too much to bring his team back from 21 down in the 4th quarter: Marc Bulger, QB, St. Louis
to score 7 rushing TD’s in one game: Adrian Peterson, RB, Minnesota
to lose his season to injury on his first play from scrimmage: Bertrand Berry, DE, Arizona
to be caught partying in a Frat House the night before a big game: Matt Leinart, QB, Arizona
to complain about his contract situation: Anquan Boldin, WR, Arizona
to talk Michael Strahan into coming out of retirement: The entire New York Giants Defensive Line
to run for 200 yards against the Cardinals this season: Marion Barber, RB, Dallas
to receive for more than 200 yards against the Cardinals this season: Randy Moss, WR, New England
to pass for more than 400 yards against the Cardinals this season: Tom Brady, QB, New England
to be rumored to be in a relationship with Madonna: Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans
to score the first NFL touchdown this season: Plaxico Burress, WR, New York Giants
to be benched before halftime of his first game: Chad Pennington, QB, New York Jets
to torch his former team with a great performance: Julius Jones, RB, Seattle
Go Cards!
Scott Allen
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