Cardinals Charity Bowling Tonight

So I hear the Cardinals are going to attend a charity bowling event down in Chandler at Kyrene Lanes.  For $75 per ticket, you too could go and watch others bowl, because at this point, the lanes are sold out.  However, you can join in the standing room only fun and watch players bowl.  Wow.  I realize the money is going to charity, but seriously, spending $75 to stand in a crowd of people to watch them bowl?  I’d rather just give the $75 outright to the charity and be done with it.

I hope they don’t let Travis Laboy bowl.  He’s got a bad groin.  Also not allowed to bowl – Leonard Pope (ankle), Ben Patrick (knee), and Neil Rackers (calf).  I hope we don’t hear of any of those guys lacing up the bowling shoes, or coach Whisenhunt will hear more about that than all the failed trick plays that seem to doom this team.

Scott Allen